It's that time of week, Fug Nation. You to write the post about this photo, following
our very specific guidelines. The best
three (or so) entries posted in the comments -- please don't e-mail them to us
-- between NOW and 10 p.m. PST Sunday night will be posted on GFY
Monday morning, with attribution, and then y'all get to vote for your favorite, to pick a winner. (Right now the only prize is THE THRILL OF
VICTORY.) Enter as often as you
want! Can we top last week's amazing haiku? I believe!
THE PICTURE:
[Photo: Splash News]
THE FUGEE: Former and probably future WAG Elen Rives, who's recently split from her uber-famous footballer boyfriend Frank Lampard in what sounds like a MESSY break-up. Unlike other famous Wives and Girlfriends (...POSH), Elen does not not appear to have a job as a pop star/designer to fall back on. Right now, she doesn't even have a WIKIPEDIA PAGE, so it's basically like she doesn't exist. Hence, her agreeing to appear wearing THIS COAT at a celebration of Hello Kitty's 35th birthday.
THE GUIDELINES: Your entry must take the form of a limerick. Grammar and spelling count. You may be risque, as in the tradition of all good limericks, but try not to get crazy, full-on inappropriate. And although I think most of you are able to recognize a limerick once you've written one (much like porn), to make sure we're all clear: a limerick has five lines, with a rhyme sequence of A A B B A. This is a famous one:
"The limerick packs laughs anatomical
Into space that is quite economical;
The good ones I've seen
Are seldom so clean,
Whilst the clean ones are seldom so comical."
Should you need further limerick-y explanation, this website is a tremendously good source for it.
EXTRANEOUS DETAILS: Ms. Rives hails not from England, like her soccer-playing ex, but from Spain. In which case, your limerick may easily begin, "There once was a model from Spain...." This may be helpful, because as My Fair Lady taught us, MANY things rhyme with "Spain."
IMPORTANT WARNING: Please keep your entry in the spirit of the site itself. We're pretty sure y'all know what that means. Now.....GO.
THE PICTURE:
[Photo: Splash News]
THE FUGEE: Former and probably future WAG Elen Rives, who's recently split from her uber-famous footballer boyfriend Frank Lampard in what sounds like a MESSY break-up. Unlike other famous Wives and Girlfriends (...POSH), Elen does not not appear to have a job as a pop star/designer to fall back on. Right now, she doesn't even have a WIKIPEDIA PAGE, so it's basically like she doesn't exist. Hence, her agreeing to appear wearing THIS COAT at a celebration of Hello Kitty's 35th birthday.
THE GUIDELINES: Your entry must take the form of a limerick. Grammar and spelling count. You may be risque, as in the tradition of all good limericks, but try not to get crazy, full-on inappropriate. And although I think most of you are able to recognize a limerick once you've written one (much like porn), to make sure we're all clear: a limerick has five lines, with a rhyme sequence of A A B B A. This is a famous one:
"The limerick packs laughs anatomical
Into space that is quite economical;
The good ones I've seen
Are seldom so clean,
Whilst the clean ones are seldom so comical."
Should you need further limerick-y explanation, this website is a tremendously good source for it.
EXTRANEOUS DETAILS: Ms. Rives hails not from England, like her soccer-playing ex, but from Spain. In which case, your limerick may easily begin, "There once was a model from Spain...." This may be helpful, because as My Fair Lady taught us, MANY things rhyme with "Spain."
IMPORTANT WARNING: Please keep your entry in the spirit of the site itself. We're pretty sure y'all know what that means. Now.....GO.
